Ooh! Ooh! Are they gonna let the birthday boy drive a tank?

[BurnDoubt]

[Norrrm]

1. Thinking of Frank Burns (Mash) driving the tank.

[markodochartaigh]

2. It would be one more telling dichotomy.

Dukakis posed in the tank and the media died laughing. Trump gets in a tank....wait and see.

[FSogol]

16. Maybe he'll get stuck in the opening.

[Skittles]

6. at least Dukakis actually SERVED

he wasn't a FIVE-TIME DRAFT DODGER

[niyad]

7. What flavour pizza do you like?

[Skittles]

10. I got my lick in

have you noticed these trolls seem to be getting more desperate for material? "I still laugh a lot.....at this." Hoo boy.

[niyad]

17. Desperate indeed!

[Cha]

11. Seems to like Tombstone

Pizza.. any flavor will. Not choosy.

[SheltieLover]

12. Hahaha

[niyad]

18. It appears you are quite correct.

[electricmonk]

4. That idiot

would probably steer right into the Washington Monument.

[vanlassie]

5. I hope that's when the lightening shows up.

[IcyPeas]

8. Hoping for a sinkhole.

[DFW]

9. OK, but only if he stumbles and falls under it, and Vance and Johnson are with him.

I’m not holding my breath.

[tanyev]

13. No, but they'll let him sit in one and make "VROOM, VROOM!" sounds.

[Vinca]

14. He'll probably be decked out like Muamar Gaddafi only with more medals.

[spanone]

15. His ass wouldn't fit in one.