Craigslist DC: Hiring "Seat Fillers" for $1,000 for parade

[James48]

Jesus- Trump is now paying $1,000 a head in crypto to come fill seats at his parade.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/d/washington-seat-fillers-needed-june/7857143452.html

Seat Fillers Needed - June 14th - Constitution Avenue - DC

Seat Fillers Needed - June 14th - Constitution Avenue - DC 1
compensation: Flat Fee of $1,000, paid in cryptocurrency - Provided by FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT LLC

T-Mellon Events is looking for seat fillers and extras to provide their time for space maximization and attendance perception for an event taking place in Washington DC on June 14th. Extras and Seat fillers will check in on the morning of June 14th at 9:00 a.m.

Extras are required to wear Red, White and Blue clothing and will be provided a RED hat to wear. GOLD accessories are acceptable as well. The team will advise the extras where to stand or sit according to the line of sight from a VIP viewing platform area.

Extras and Seat fillers will be paid a flat daily fee and will be provided a lunch of fast food and soda.
We encourage people of color and ethnic groups to sign up for maximum perception control and these individuals will be prominently displayed on the televised broadcast and local viewing screens to be seen by the VIP platform.

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[markie]

1. Probably

A troll…. Although I hope nobody shows

[biophile]

2. Better get paid in advance!

I hear drumpf has a very poor record as far as paying people what the contracts say! I wouldn’t trust him

[usaf-vet]

6. Does that mean they are each going to get one crypto-coin? Wow, that seems like a hell of a deal.

How do I get my seat assignment?

[Bluetus]

13. Not exactly. It means that when they come to collect their pay

they will be greeted by a cryptic explanation why they can't get their money after all.

"You didn't look like you were adoring the king enough."

[EdmondDantes_]

36. I bet they will be paid given Trump gets a cut of the sale

Every time a Trump coin is sold, Trump profits. So if I have a coin and want to get the thousand dollars in cash and sell it to Joe Smith, Trump gets a transaction fee. Plus Trump holds much of the total meme coin and so if the valuation goes up, Trump's wealth also goes up.

Plus it doesn't actually cost him anything as the coin is just data.

[vapor2]

3. Will they pay for my plane flight to D C?? lmao

[Ms. Toad]

4. This is almost certainly trolling.

There is no way listed to sign up.
There is no meeting point on the day of the parade, if the intent is to allow unlimited seat fillers.
The ad, at least earlier today, was listed as under review.

[StarryNite]

5. Hysterical

Somebody is definitely trolling the orange POS.

[RainCaster]

7. Flag that advert! it's not real

Feel free to flag that advert, I did. If enough of us keep that advert down, well, maybe we will win the battle.

[SARose]

8. Russian soldiers on parade

By Anatoly Kurmanaev
Reporting from Red Square in Moscow
May 9, 2025

It was a Russian war spectacle designed to instill pride at home, impress allies and intimidate foes. marking the 80th anniversary of the Soviet victory over Nazi Germany was Russia’s most expansive celebration of the holiday in years, and it achieved at least the first two goals.

More than 180 pieces of military hardware rumbled across Red Square’s cobblestones on a chilly but sunny morning, including some of Russia’s latest artillery systems, drones and armored vehicles used in its invasion of Ukraine. More than 11,500 service members in elaborate uniforms shouted, “Hurrah!” as they marched past the Kremlin’s walls. And a formation of bomber jets exuded exhaust that painted the sky above the onion domes of St. Basil’s Cathedral in the red, white and blue of the Russian flag.

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The photo is of Russian soldiers on parade last May

That’s hilarious

[progressoid]

23. Ha! That's hilarious.

[lame54]

9. A little DEI at the end there

[Hekate]

10. Trolling. He never pays that much. You get a Trump T-shirt, a bus ride, and about 30 bucks...

The tee will likely say something like Blacks For Trump or something equally tasteless and untrue, depending in part on skin tone. And you will be damn lucky if the bus comes back for you at the end of the day.

But $1,000? The old skinflint would never.

[progressoid]

24. Not $1000 but..."Flat Fee of $1,000, paid in cryptocurrency - Provided by FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT LLC"

Currently FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT crypto is worth...wait for it... $0.0000000000003198 USD with a 24-hour trading volume of $0 USD.




https://crypto.com/price/fight-fight-fight-club

[EnergizedLib]

11. Not for all the money in the world

Would I want to be there and attend and support this monstrosity.

If trump has zero haters, I am dead.

[Warpy]

12. Sucker bait, not a real ad

and if anyone conneced to this administration put it up, no one will get paid.

$25 is more like it. That's all they think we're worth.

[Karasu]

14. Again with the fucking $1k, just like their stupid baby bonus. Do these fascists think any American can be bought for

$1k?

Though I guess that's about how much our lives are worth to them.

[DENVERPOPS]

15. Sounds more like Borowitz

or the Onion..............

Then again, he has been known to do sleezier things to get an audience.....

[chouchou]

16. Maybe I'll dress up in bright blue passing out thousands of free Tacos

[liberalla]

17. How funny... I didn't realize craigslist was still around

[Capperdan]

21. Not really funny

Scarier than shit I say

[BidenRocks]

18. Not even congress is hanging around.

They will need fluffers!

[BaronChocula]

19. Do they get paid if it rains?

Or do they not get paid either way?
I'm guessing the latter.

[elleng]

28. It WILL rain, ALL DAY!!!!

[BaronChocula]

33. Fingers crossed fingers crossed

fingers crossed fingers crossed fingers crossed fingers crossed fingers crossed...

[IronLionZion]

20. "We encourage people of color and ethnic groups to sign up"

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

22. "...wear Red, White and Blue clothing..."

Please, no!

[MadMike47]

25. It must be true. It was on the internet.

[progressoid]

26. Yeah, this is fake.

[elleng]

27. B.S!!!

Gonna RAIN all day!!!!

[Figarosmom]

29. Its all a TV performance.

The whole thing ,oval office everything it's all for TV.

HE THINKS ALL HE HAS TO DO IS GIVE A GOOD SHOW. It's all Disneyland all fake.

[madaboutharry]

30. I hope the crowd is sparse and that it rains all over his stupid

Kim Jong Un parade.

[Indykatie]

31. I Call Bullsh*t on this $1000 Payment to Participate in Trump's Parade

The cheap a$$ GOP wouldn't even pay $250 to fill those seats. The going rate for seat fillers is usually $50.

[canetoad]

32. Maybe a whole pile

Of crypto people will turn up, sit in crypto seats and watch this travesty.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

34. Do these seat fillers get paid if the parade is cancelled

Link to tweet

[GenThePerservering]

35. Obvious (and very funny) satire n/t

[CTyankee]

37. "maximum perception control"