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Orrex

(65,661 posts) Wed Jun 11, 2025, 07:16 AM Jun 11

Is he dead yet?

After ABC executives sucked his d-- Wait.
After being... so dutifully serviced by ABC's top brass, his heart finally gave out?

Died of suicide while the guards were "asleep" and the cameras "malfunctioning?"

Rejected the court's verdict and took poison right there in the courtroom?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jun 11 OP

Accidentally run over by an Abrams tank during the birthday parade lapfog_1 Jun 11 #1

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jun 11 #2

No but Jimmy Kimmel's monologue should hasten the event malaise Jun 11 #3

Kimmel was great! We all might boycott ABC, but let Jimmy Kimmel be the one exception... hlthe2b Jun 11 #7

Love him malaise Jun 11 #8

The ending with the presidents knocked it out of the park Submariner Jun 11 #13

It was brilliant malaise Jun 11 #14

Killed by the ghost of Ulysses S Grant for promising to rename U. S. Army Bases after Civil War traitors. surfered Jun 11 #4

... hlthe2b Jun 11 #5

Hehe malaise Jun 11 #9

No, but we are another day closer... SheltieLover Jun 11 #6

A party like the one they had for Saddam. Happy New Year. twodogsbarking Jun 11 #10

You've had 24 hrs. This is the best that you could do? Gimpyknee Jun 11 #11

It pleases me that you only post on DU to give my threads a kick Orrex Jun 11 #12

That is quite an honor, isn't it, Orrex? People generally only look at what they like, so... SheltieLover Jun 11 #18

Out of curiosity, do you have red hair to go with your (obviously) green eyes? niyad Jun 11 #15

Tell that to the worst liar on the planet malaise Jun 11 #16

Not yet Lord ? republianmushroom Jun 11 #17

Is he dead yet? No, damn it! ShazzieB Jun 11 #19

lapfog_1

(31,144 posts)

1. Accidentally run over by an Abrams tank during the birthday parade

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 07:22 AM

Jun 11

caught in a Waymo vehicle fire while personally commanding the troops in Los Angeles

tripped over his long red tie while trying to climb the stairs into AF1 and fell to his death.

crushed by the new flagpole in what was the rose garden at the white house because the concrete had not set yet.

niyad

(125,609 posts)

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 07:27 AM

Jun 11

Still the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

malaise

(287,209 posts)

3. No but Jimmy Kimmel's monologue should hasten the event

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 07:28 AM

Jun 11

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220385609

hlthe2b

(110,822 posts)

7. Kimmel was great! We all might boycott ABC, but let Jimmy Kimmel be the one exception...

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 08:57 AM

Jun 11

malaise

(287,209 posts)

8. Love him

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #7)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 09:02 AM

Jun 11

😀

Submariner

(13,030 posts)

13. The ending with the presidents knocked it out of the park

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 10:28 AM

Jun 11

Followed by the racist baboon.

malaise

(287,209 posts)

14. It was brilliant

Reply to Submariner (Reply #13)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 10:41 AM

Jun 11

Rec

surfered

(8,209 posts)

4. Killed by the ghost of Ulysses S Grant for promising to rename U. S. Army Bases after Civil War traitors.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 07:47 AM

Jun 11

hlthe2b

(110,822 posts)

5. ...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 08:35 AM

Jun 11

"Just biding my time..."

malaise

(287,209 posts)

9. Hehe

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #5)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 09:16 AM

Jun 11

😀

SheltieLover

(72,183 posts)

6. No, but we are another day closer...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 08:38 AM

Jun 11

Progress. You know, good things are worth the wait.

twodogsbarking

(14,655 posts)

10. A party like the one they had for Saddam. Happy New Year.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 09:41 AM

Jun 11

Gimpyknee

(422 posts)

11. You've had 24 hrs. This is the best that you could do?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 10:06 AM

Jun 11

Orrex

(65,661 posts)

12. It pleases me that you only post on DU to give my threads a kick

Reply to Gimpyknee (Reply #11)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 10:23 AM

Jun 11

Looking forward to your contribution tomorrow.

SheltieLover

(72,183 posts)

18. That is quite an honor, isn't it, Orrex? People generally only look at what they like, so...

Reply to Orrex (Reply #12)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 01:59 PM

Jun 11

niyad

(125,609 posts)

15. Out of curiosity, do you have red hair to go with your (obviously) green eyes?

Reply to Gimpyknee (Reply #11)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 11:37 AM

Jun 11

malaise

(287,209 posts)

16. Tell that to the worst liar on the planet

Reply to Gimpyknee (Reply #11)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 11:38 AM

Jun 11

That is all

republianmushroom

(20,789 posts)

17. Not yet Lord ?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 11:39 AM

Jun 11

Your not doing your part Lord. Lets get it together, Lord.

ShazzieB

(21,217 posts)

19. Is he dead yet? No, damn it!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 09:15 PM

Jun 11

But it HAS to happen sometime...right?

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