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Orrex

(65,326 posts) Wed Jun 11, 2025, 07:16 AM Wednesday

Is he dead yet?

After ABC executives sucked his d-- Wait.
After being... so dutifully serviced by ABC's top brass, his heart finally gave out?

Died of suicide while the guards were "asleep" and the cameras "malfunctioning?"

Rejected the court's verdict and took poison right there in the courtroom?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Wednesday OP

Accidentally run over by an Abrams tank during the birthday parade lapfog_1 Wednesday #1

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Wednesday #2

No but Jimmy Kimmel's monologue should hasten the event malaise Wednesday #3

Kimmel was great! We all might boycott ABC, but let Jimmy Kimmel be the one exception... hlthe2b Wednesday #7

Love him malaise Wednesday #8

The ending with the presidents knocked it out of the park Submariner Wednesday #13

It was brilliant malaise Wednesday #14

Killed by the ghost of Ulysses S Grant for promising to rename U. S. Army Bases after Civil War traitors. surfered Wednesday #4

... hlthe2b Wednesday #5

Hehe malaise Wednesday #9

No, but we are another day closer... SheltieLover Wednesday #6

A party like the one they had for Saddam. Happy New Year. twodogsbarking Wednesday #10

You've had 24 hrs. This is the best that you could do? Gimpyknee Wednesday #11

It pleases me that you only post on DU to give my threads a kick Orrex Wednesday #12

That is quite an honor, isn't it, Orrex? People generally only look at what they like, so... SheltieLover Wednesday #18

Out of curiosity, do you have red hair to go with your (obviously) green eyes? niyad Wednesday #15

Tell that to the worst liar on the planet malaise Wednesday #16

Not yet Lord ? republianmushroom Wednesday #17

Is he dead yet? No, damn it! ShazzieB Wednesday #19

lapfog_1

(30,963 posts)

1. Accidentally run over by an Abrams tank during the birthday parade

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 07:22 AM

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caught in a Waymo vehicle fire while personally commanding the troops in Los Angeles

tripped over his long red tie while trying to climb the stairs into AF1 and fell to his death.

crushed by the new flagpole in what was the rose garden at the white house because the concrete had not set yet.

niyad

(124,297 posts)

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

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Wed Jun 11, 2025, 07:27 AM

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Still the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

malaise

(285,154 posts)

3. No but Jimmy Kimmel's monologue should hasten the event

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 07:28 AM

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https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220385609

hlthe2b

(110,171 posts)

7. Kimmel was great! We all might boycott ABC, but let Jimmy Kimmel be the one exception...

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 08:57 AM

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malaise

(285,154 posts)

8. Love him

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #7)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 09:02 AM

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😀

Submariner

(13,002 posts)

13. The ending with the presidents knocked it out of the park

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 10:28 AM

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Followed by the racist baboon.

malaise

(285,154 posts)

14. It was brilliant

Reply to Submariner (Reply #13)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 10:41 AM

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Rec

surfered

(7,237 posts)

4. Killed by the ghost of Ulysses S Grant for promising to rename U. S. Army Bases after Civil War traitors.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 07:47 AM

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hlthe2b

(110,171 posts)

5. ...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 08:35 AM

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"Just biding my time..."

malaise

(285,154 posts)

9. Hehe

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #5)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 09:16 AM

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😀

SheltieLover

(69,618 posts)

6. No, but we are another day closer...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 08:38 AM

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Progress. You know, good things are worth the wait.

twodogsbarking

(13,941 posts)

10. A party like the one they had for Saddam. Happy New Year.

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Wed Jun 11, 2025, 09:41 AM

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Gimpyknee

(155 posts)

11. You've had 24 hrs. This is the best that you could do?

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Wed Jun 11, 2025, 10:06 AM

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Orrex

(65,326 posts)

12. It pleases me that you only post on DU to give my threads a kick

Reply to Gimpyknee (Reply #11)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 10:23 AM

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Looking forward to your contribution tomorrow.

SheltieLover

(69,618 posts)

18. That is quite an honor, isn't it, Orrex? People generally only look at what they like, so...

Reply to Orrex (Reply #12)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 01:59 PM

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niyad

(124,297 posts)

15. Out of curiosity, do you have red hair to go with your (obviously) green eyes?

Reply to Gimpyknee (Reply #11)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 11:37 AM

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malaise

(285,154 posts)

16. Tell that to the worst liar on the planet

Reply to Gimpyknee (Reply #11)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 11:38 AM

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That is all

republianmushroom

(20,192 posts)

17. Not yet Lord ?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 11, 2025, 11:39 AM

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Your not doing your part Lord. Lets get it together, Lord.

ShazzieB

(20,863 posts)

19. Is he dead yet? No, damn it!

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Wed Jun 11, 2025, 09:15 PM

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But it HAS to happen sometime...right?

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