"Trump's Military Parade Birthday Tribute To Himself." If only that ended up on EVERY CHYRON ON CABLE NEWS.

[Miles Archer]

I'm still hoping there will be some kind of buzzkill on this like there was during his first term, and that it just doesn't happen.

Then again, that buzzkill was "too expensive," and that's no longer a concern with him, as he plans to have his Qatari Airborne Bordello retrofitted with gold plating on all of the seatbelt buckles, the "Trump Family Crest" hand-stitched into all of the seat cushions, and a custom-built "Oreo Station" ( ? ) because, apparently, it's too much of a challenge for him to just eat them out of the fucking bag like a regular fat-assed 78 year old with an eating disorder and a big fucking mouth.