Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Trafficked one too many children and paid the price?

OD'ed on cancer meds he stole from children?

Tripped and fell on the tarmac between "Melania's" escape vehicle and Marine-1?

[taxi]

1. Watching that clip of Melania fleeing brought back memories of

rushing home from 2nd grade to watch Yogi the Bear. Seeing reruns was just as enjoyable.

[surfered]

3. Smarter than the average bear

[LymphocyteLover]

9. Melania fleeing? Do you have a link?

[taxi]

12. This is a short video from another OP

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220274885

I found the first few seconds interesting - she has her hand cupped to her mouth, seemingly like she is saying something to the fool behind her. It looks like she may be saying, "love you", but I'm not so sure it's 'love'. Might be a different one syllable, four letter word.

[LymphocyteLover]

15. Thanks!

[MiHale]

2. Had a stroke that shut off his lizard brain...

Couldn’t navigate the ‘Real World’…jumped off his golden tower…splat!

[surfered]

4. Strangled when his long, red tie became entangled in a fan in the White House residence.

Melania waited 15-20 minutes too long before calling for help.

[malaise]

5. No but there's this 😂😀

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220274468

[C_U_L8R]

6. Ketchup bottle ricochet.

Every action deserves a good reaction... From the table to the wall to smack upside that soft oversized orange noggin

[SheltieLover]

7. Sadly not yet, but the day is young

Hope springs eternal...

[SheltieLover]

8. Tripped going up steps by military persons he failed to salute

Ignorant slob.

[FSogol]

10. Sucked into a jet engine while wandering aimlessly on a runway, waving to pretend crowds?

[twodogsbarking]

11. Crushed by a whale head that blew off the roof of the car in front of him.

[niyad]

13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

14. Soon... Very Soon..!!!!

Link to tweet

[hlthe2b]

16. ...

... OR NOT...

[dreamland]

17. Disappeared after taking too many weight loss pills

[Wicked Blue]

18. Smothered under a pile of bad polls

[republianmushroom]

19. Not yet, but the day is not over and when it is, we will be a day closer.

Had a good feeling this morning, hoping it was this. Sorry it wasn't.

[bluestarone]

20. Got a phone call that he passed away. I was so excited, screaming and hollering, THEN damit

I woke up!! SHIT!